Number plate helmet stickers to be introduced by DVLA

[GOG 007]

News just in !

UK motorcyclists will need to display a front number plate from next month onwards, under new laws passed by the British Government last night. Motorcyclists will need to apply to the DVLA by 30 April and purchase an envelope-sized sticker (at a cost of £19.95) – which they will need to attach to the front of their helmets. The UK’s top traffic cop, Thames Valley Police Commissioner Anthony Stansfeld , said bikers have been getting away with speeding offences for far too long, claiming that 61 percent of bikers caught speeding by traffic control and speed cameras escaped a fine because of the lack of front number plates. Will you buy a sticker or run the risk of a £1,000 fine?

 

[Boris]

Oh is it that time of year again.

I feel sorry for the staff at Edinburgh Zoo. All those calls for Mr C Lyon will be coming in thick and fast by now.

 

[Kbanny]

Is this a April fools stunt coz I ain't putting no sticker on my new shoe :27:

 

[-XP-]

Is this a April fools stunt coz I ain't putting no sticker on my new shoe :27:

You don't have to put it on your shoe, it's your helmet you have to stick it on.

 

[Kbanny]

Is this a April fools stunt coz I ain't putting no sticker on my new shoe :27:

You don't have to put it on your shoe, it's your helmet you have to stick it on.

O fuck the I is missing doh nice one lol

 

[Kbanny]

News just in !

UK motorcyclists will need to display a front number plate from next month onwards, under new laws passed by the British Government last night. Motorcyclists will need to apply to the DVLA by 30 April and purchase an envelope-sized sticker (at a cost of £19.95) – which they will need to attach to the front of their helmets. The UK’s top traffic cop, Thames Valley Police Commissioner Anthony Stansfeld , said bikers have been getting away with speeding offences for far too long, claiming that 61 percent of bikers caught speeding by traffic control and speed cameras escaped a fine because of the lack of front number plates. Will you buy a sticker or run the risk of a £1,000 fine?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/helmet-n ... ed-1867716

 

[scouseviking]

Unless I read it in a reputable newspaper like, "the sun" ,I would be inclined to think this is an April fools wind up.
Ooops! did I call the sun a newspaper :fart-1:

 

[Barftone]

Debs told me they rescued an otter and put in the University pool!! Hate to say she had me until I woke up properly

 

[Boris]

Unless I read it in a reputable newspaper like, "the sun" ,I would be inclined to think this is an April fools wind up.
Ooops! did I call the sun a newspaper :fart-1:

You also use the words reputable and newspaper in the same sentence. Clearly an oxymoron if ever there was one

A bit like German sense of humour and Military Intelligence

 

[Lord Vader]

Unless I read it in a reputable newspaper like, "the sun" ,I would be inclined to think this is an April fools wind up.
Ooops! did I call the sun a newspaper :fart-1:

You also use the words reputable and newspaper in the same sentence. Clearly an oxymoron if ever there was one

A bit like German sense of humour and Military Intelligence

Oih, nothing wrong with german humour
How we laughed when we drew little pictures on the V2's

 

[Boris]

You also use the words reputable and newspaper in the same sentence. Clearly an oxymoron if ever there was one

A bit like German sense of humour and Military Intelligence

Oih, nothing wrong with german humour
How we laughed when we drew little pictures on the V2's

Every rule has an exception and that my friend is you

 

[scouseviking]

I see my sarcasm had the desired effect , how many scousers do you know that would refer to the sun as a newspaper let alone read it or desribe it as reputable.
PS
There is nothing wrong with the German sense of humour ,after all ,they employed me for ten years back in the days of aufwedersehen pet.

 

[Boris]

I see my sarcasm had the desired effect , how many scousers do you know that would refer to the sun as a newspaper let alone read it or desribe it as reputable.
PS
There is nothing wrong with the German sense of humour ,after all ,they employed me for ten years back in the days of aufwedersehen pet.

That's true... Dare I mention my namesake in London :Taxii:

 

[Traveller]

News just in !

UK motorcyclists will need to display a front number plate from next month onwards, under new laws passed by the British Government last night. Motorcyclists will need to apply to the DVLA by 30 April and purchase an envelope-sized sticker (at a cost of £19.95) – which they will need to attach to the front of their helmets. The UK’s top traffic cop, Thames Valley Police Commissioner Anthony Stansfeld , said bikers have been getting away with speeding offences for far too long, claiming that 61 percent of bikers caught speeding by traffic control and speed cameras escaped a fine because of the lack of front number plates. Will you buy a sticker or run the risk of a £1,000 fine?

You also have to submit your helmet with the bike when it goes in for an MOT.

 

[Kjell Lindberg]

Oih, nothing wrong with german humour
How we laughed when we drew little pictures on the V2's

Oh so that was You then?
http://www.v2rocket.com/start/others/peene-mus-019.jpg

 

[OhJ]

Forgot what day it was and got worried. Duuuuuuu


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[BIGROG]

Seems the DVLA have gone a step further now, you will have to have your bikes VIN number tattooed on your ass too. !!!!

BIGROG.

 

[Lord Vader]

Seems the DVLA have gone a step further now, you will have to have your bikes VIN number tattooed on your ass too. !!!!

BIGROG.

In that case Jason got space for at least another 25 bikes

 

[Rubberchicken]

Seems the DVLA have gone a step further now, you will have to have your bikes VIN number tattooed on your ass too. !!!!

In other news, there's been a sudden wave of tattoo artists closing up shop.