Vanessa is up the duff

[Philwhiskeydrinker]

Subtle as a brick you lot

News, rumours and heresay has been bounced around recently.
As some of you already know and others strongly suspect, I can confirm that:

Vanessa is up the duff, in pup, pregnant....
Awww a mini pigugly, gawd help....
Due end of May.

Keep an eye out on Bodgers Corner for the ''Givi 55ltr crib'', the tech section for ''how many holes in a top box for adequate baby ventilation'' etc etc

Phil

 

[Lutin]

That's one way to announce it, I suppose.

Anyway, I hope everything is going fine.

 

[Lord Vader]

Well you said so yourself a couple of threads ago
Congratulations to you guys

:simpson-maggy-petite: :simpsons-maggie: :simpson-maggy-petite:

 

[Whealie]

Who's the father?


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[Lutin]

I wonder if we should set up a "Creche" section?

 

[Whealie]

Crèche? That is what posh big trailee riders do off-road when out with Vader and me.


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[Chewbadger]

Congratulations both. I'd start sleeping now Phil, your going to need it.

 

[Lord Vader]

That's one way to announce it, I suppose.

Anyway, I hope everything is going fine.

Yep ,Phil always believed in the traditional way

 

[Philwhiskeydrinker]

Thanks for the kind (???) words all

Who's the father?


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Judging by my repeated bad back this year, I'd like to think it's me.

Phil

 

[Mervin]

Ah well that will teach you to take more care next time then, as my mate Julie told me 30 years ago when i told her that my other half was up the duff , she then came back 2 weeks later and told me she was up the duff to , so she got the same reply .

Congrats to ya folks,

 

[East Coast]

Bloody milk men heh! Would you like me to duff him up for you?!

Givi crib sounds interesting, that's what's been holding me back all this time!

Congratulations guys! I'm happy to lend you my step drill or cone cutter to bore the air holes to a decent diameter! (oh imagine sure you've already thought of it but drilling them in the side rather than the top would probably be prudent - just in case it happens to rain while your out that is)

 

[outrunner]

Congratulations to you both. Phil, all that flexi-time working gets to you in the end.




Andy.

 

[Mikey]

Excellent, wanna buy a sidecar?

 

[Kjell Lindberg]

This thread is worthless without pictures!
(Sorry I could just not stop myself).

Congrats to both of You!


/kjell

 

[Lutin]

Crèche? That is what posh big trailee riders do off-road when out with Vader and me.

Quite possibly - but I never have been able to talk posh.

Thread totally and utterly derailed already. Class.

 

[Stubbsie]

This is what happens when you kiss girls !

Good excuse to see if Touratech do baby accessories etc

Congrats to you both

 

[Lulu]

Brilliant news, congratulations to you both.

 

[Philwhiskeydrinker]

This thread is worthless without pictures!
(Sorry I could just not stop myself).

Congrats to both of You!


/kjell

I do believe the conception was caught on cam-corder.
If you can give some tips on how to stream it online, I'll post it up

 

[Barftone]

Well done sir!

 

[austin]

Congratulations to you both from both of us. And about bloody time too. You will both be pensioners before he/she/it leaves home. Enjoy the next few months before your world implodes.