What do you want/what will you get for Xmas?

[Philwhiskeydrinker]

When V asked me I said ''a mistress'' judging by the deathly silence, there won't be one of them waiting for me in stockings come Xmas morning.

Oh well, ooks like I'll have to settle for heated grips.
Will let you know how it goes...

Lets have a what do you want/what do you get for Christmas thread

Phil

 

[nigelphoto]

A full nights sleep - PLEASE! Grandchildren, 2 boys aged 5 & 7, hyperactive, arrived from Oz on Weds and can't get over the fact that at 2am we are trying to sleep here in the UK. They leap on the bed shouting 'is it morning yet, Grandad' ? Might go to the pharma this morning and get some Ritalin . . .

 

[boboneleg]

Didn't you respond in your usual manner ''woman, know your place'' Surely that would have won her over

However, if someone buys my KTM I could be tempted by a new DR650, Last time I bought a brand new bike was in 1982

 

[austin]

However, if someone buys my KTM I could be tempted by a new DR650, Last time I bought a brand new bike was in 1982

......And if you buy one of them it still will be 1982

For Christmas we are having his n hers full heated jackets . She is also getting a bicycle, very expensive perfume, sweet smelling candles and other girly stuff. She still wears her pearl necklace from last year on special occasions too

 

[Lutin]

Don't know if I've been good enough to get any prezzies this year.

I'll just have to wait and see.

 

[boboneleg]

However, if someone buys my KTM I could be tempted by a new DR650, Last time I bought a brand new bike was in 1982

......And if you buy one of them it still will be 1982

For Christmas we are having his n hers full heated jackets . She is also getting a bicycle, very expensive perfume, sweet smelling candles and other girly stuff. She still wears her pearl necklace from last year on special occasions too

That's not too far from the truth, 1982's bike was a TS250ER. Mind you there's not a lot of difference between a DR650 and a XT660, depends if you're a Suzuki or Yamaha man

and the 'pearl necklace' is just too much info mate