A good, old fashioned rant

[nigelphoto]

There are any umpteen threads on every bike forum about starting problems, poor throttle response, engines cutting out and its all down to electrickery or in other words the EU (night!) Emission Standards. In order to achieve these manufacturers have had to replace the good old reliable carb with computer controlled fuel injection, a catalytic converter and run a much leaner Air-Fuel Ratio than the ideal 15:1, sometimes as lean as 17:1. And now this from the Daily Telegraph on Monday

Britain’s domestic vacuum cleaners will become less powerful under European Union rules designed to cut energy use that come into force next year.
New machines will be banned from having motors that exceed 1,600W from September 2014, and they will be limited to 900W from 2017.
Currently the average vacuum cleaner on the market has a 1,800W motor, and some use as much as 2,200W of power

Our cretins (aka Government) are going along with all this ecoshit but its just an exercise in complete futility when you balance the EU's efforts against the fact that China and India are opening 4 new coal fired power stations EVERY EFFING WEEK!!

"What do we want? Carburettors. When do we want them? Now. What do we want? No catalytic converters, no ECU's, no EGS, 2000W vacuum cleaners etc etc "

 

[Boris]

Good rant my friend

 

[Mervin]

so vacuum cleaners will become uselesss, get ya new Dyson quick folks

 

[Philwhiskeydrinker]

I think it's a great idea.

Reduce the power of a vac cleaner by half, rendering in useless & having to use it for three times as long. More revenue for the energy & government coffers...

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[Ian Porter]

What's a vacuum cleaner?

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[Boris]

What's a vacuum cleaner?

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It's something women use. They have hobbies as well.

 

[Traveller]

What's a vacuum cleaner?

Just asked Mrs Traveller the same question. Did you know you can wear tham

 

[OhJ]

Stange, good rant. Craig must be sick or broke his typing finger, as he normally does the best rants and even boils his own piss.



He's going to kill me one day tho

 

[Ian Porter]

What's a vacuum cleaner?

sent via subspace radio using 1s and 0s

It's something women use. They have hobbies as well.

Just asked Mrs Traveller the same question. Did you know you can wear tham

Thanks for clearing that up guys,

Now back to more important things

 

[outrunner]

Thanks for clearing that up guys,

Now back to more important things

What, like talking bollix is not important?


Andy.

 

[Ian Porter]

Thanks for clearing that up guys,

Now back to more important things

What, like talking bollix is not important?


Andy.

Well yes, but there's talking bollix and then there's talling bollix about womens stuff

Surely talking bollix abouf man stuff, like what type of air to put in our tyres is far more important

 

[Sharribee]

Stange, good rant. Craig must be sick or broke his typing finger, as he normally does the best rants and even boils his own piss.



He's going to kill me one day tho

Jay, sweetie do you need me to buy you a new vacuum cleaner

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[Mervin]

Stange, good rant. Craig must be sick or broke his typing finger, as he normally does the best rants and even boils his own piss.



He's going to kill me one day tho

Jay, sweetie do you need me to buy you a new vacuum cleaner

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What a lovely wife you have J she is a keeper mate . look after her !!!

 

[-XP-]

Stange, good rant. Craig must be sick or broke his typing finger, as he normally does the best rants and even boils his own piss.



He's going to kill me one day tho

Jay, sweetie do you need me to buy you a new vacuum cleaner

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Yes, then hit him with it.

My keyboard is kernarckerd so i'm using the windows one and it takes forever!

 

[nigelphoto]

Thanks for clearing that up guys,

Now back to more important things

As a man you do need to know about vacuum cleaners, or this might happen to you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... oover.html

 

[NickelArse]

I've just had a brain hemorrhage thinking of J in his pinney singing " I want to break free"

Keys,

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[fatowl]

What's a vacuum cleaner?

sent via subspace radio using 1s and 0s

It's something women use. They have OTHER hobbies as well.

fixed it for you !!

Makes a VERY quick dash for the door!...

 

[Sharribee]

I've just had a brain hemorrhage thinking of J in his pinney singing " I want to break free"

Keys,

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Nick you have no idea how close to the truth you arrow about j's singing.

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[Recycler]

So these vacuum cleaners that are going to save the planet wont be shipped over from china on ships burning high-sulpher fuel oil...............?!!!

 

[Lord Vader]

I've just had a brain hemorrhage thinking of J in his pinney singing " I want to break free"

Keys,

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Nick you have no idea how close to the truth you arrow about j's singing.

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Oh she is soooo telling the truth. Its bad and i mean REAL BAD