The Caladonian Shufflebums DO the Paddy Dakar

Steve T

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Saturday 26th September 2015 – Paddy Dakar Day

Nerves!

Needed a pee!

Not too sure which it was, but I was up before dawn, even after a fitful nights sleep due to the bikes coming and going. Got this shot of the moon going down over the tents and vans



The “Off” time was supposed to be 10:00hrs, but this being Ireland, it was going to be when it was going to be!

To use an oft heard saying from the weekend – “Sure and it’ll be grand”.

Here a selection of photographs of the bikes congregating in the halls car park (not all the bikes, just some)









Once another short briefing and a round of thank you’s had been delivered, the riders were called up two by two too the start ramp. The following pictures of John & I were taken by Rusty – cheers mucker





And we were off onto the highways and mudways of County Tipperary. We’d elected to collect as many locations / codes as we could by travelling in a clockwise direction around the map, for no other reason that we didn’t have a fecking clue where we were going anyway, so clockwise was as good as any direction. Travelled several miles without a U turn – possibly the longest correct bit of navigating I did all day without one, without encountering any other riders. Considering we were well down the list when it came to the start, I was a bit worried. I needn’t have been, cos when I finally stopped to confirm our location, did a whole heap of bikes not come hurling round a corner towards us. Either we are going the wrong way, or they have just come from where we are going. We carried on and found our first code. HURRAH. This set the pattern of the morning as we carried on, with various turns taking us onto gravel and mud and shale and other sh1te. Only actually took a few pictures during the day



Here we see John asking “Where the feck are we” to a local lad we’d struck up a friendship with the previous afternoon, who, it turns out, didn’t have a fecking clue either of where we were!



After we’d collected around 13 of the 20 locations / codes (some locations had no code cards present, so photo’s of the marker tape at the location were taken) we had to head for a hotel south of Tipperary for an enforced stop over to allow for some recuperation & re-hydration to take place.



At this juncture we handed in our morning score card and got out hands on the co-ordinates for the afternoons hunt. Over a slurp and a nibble we marked up the afternoons maps with the locations, and once our enforced hours rest was over, we headed out to find what we could find. The first two cards/codes were found fairly easily, but the following 4 or 5 we just couldn’t find. Many other riders were in the same boat, stumbling around trying to find the code cards (which were different from the mornings ones and not marked as obviously as the mornings ones either). At one stage I pumped the co-ordinates into my sat nav and got to within 5m of where the card should have been . . . . . in the middle of a frigging field with nothing around to tie anything too. Was it maybe tied to the arse end of a cow, and the begger had wandered off maybe?
We discussed what to do next, and John was all for heading for the points that were located in woods some 15 miles by road away. I was honest with him and said that not only was I a bit peaved at not be able to find the last 4 or 5 cards, I was actually feeling a bit knackered. The discussion went on for a bit, but in the end safety was the deciding factor, so we ended the competitive element of our 1st Paddy Dakar and headed back to Doon and a long cold one.

But not before we stupidly decided to have a final hack about some of the tracks we’d done in the morning, but this time there was little possibility of other riders coming the other way.



After such an enjoyable day, finding ourselves back at the tent lines came as a bit of an anti-climax, but being really too pooped to notice, we commenced the celebrations after we’d de-gunged ourselves.

The Hungarians had a friend join them on the camping field . . . and he brought along his parawingthingymajig! Here we see it soaring above the tent field



By 18:00hrs, the official rally end time, the community hall staff had just about got the BBQ sorted, so we wandered around chatting about the days events with the many folk we’d met.

John and I were under no illusion about how we’d done – in our own minds we were winners just because we’d turned up and taken part, and that, I think, is what the Paddy Dakar is all about – turning up, talking with friends you never knew you had, then going for a ride on yer bike whilst surrounded by like minded folk.

Eventually the crowds were gathered and with much Irish wit the winners of the Paddy Dakar were announced and called up to the ramp for the presentation. They were a pair of first timers – something that has happened a few times on this event, according to the organiser. Here we see them being presented with the winners trophy by last years winners



Last years winners opening line was a cracker :–

“If we managed to win it last year, the rest of you must have been really sh1te”

After the winners presentation, presentations were given in the hall by both Nicolas Boyer and Chris Cork about their Dakar experiences. Chris entered the real Dakar last year, but was medivaced out on day 4 after a serious off messed up his hand. Apparently, he has entered for the next event, financing it by selling his house.



And wasn’t the end of the day. The local high street, later that evening, was thronged by both riders and locals spilling out of the pubs, all intent on reminiscing on the days events and enjoying the last hours of a brilliant day in company that has had them smiling and laughing the whole time.

And that was the Caledonian Shufflebums Paddy Dakar 2015

Steve T

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austin

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And last the main course, the hors d'ouvres have really whetted my appetite. Great stuff, keep the meat and potatoes coming :D
 

rusty

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Good man Steve, that made for a fantastic read, really enjoyed that. It was a pleasure to meet you and John, ye made a great weekend even better. So glad you both enjoyed yourselves and hopefully we'll see ye back next year. Spread the word Steve, no strangers in Doon only friends you haven't meet.
Ride safe.
 

Steve T

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Great to see you on the site Rusty - the e-mail linky thingy got through then! Glad you liked my Paddy Dakar essay :D

Gotta say that I've never been made to feel more welcome anywhere. Everyone I met, be they motorcyclists or not, had a welcome for me.

But the Irish motorcyclists! Are they all mad characters, or is that just the type that the Paddy Dakar attracks! ;)

That crowd you ride with - what a bunch of absolute stars. Saturday night in the main street will stay with me a good while :thumbsupanim:

If you and yours do decide to wander across the water and head north, let me know and i'll try and see you right ;)

Steve T

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Stuart D

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Many thanks for the Report and congratulations on the competing in (and surviving) the Paddy Dakar. Well upto your normal high standard of words and fabulous pictures
 

Lowflyer

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Brilliant Steve,

So glad we elected you to be the scribe :thumbsup:
What more can I add ?

Nothing really except to reiterate what Steve said about the hospitality -- 2nd to none. I thought the West coast folk were hospitable, but the Irish are a class act.
I ventured off piste in a few of the bars ( there were six :cool: ) in a small village, and every time I was involved in the local's banter, absolutely great craic, left on first name terms, unbelievable :respect:
Steve was right, I behaved myself mostly, left the drams alone in preparation for the event, drank plenty Guinness though :D

Just as well, the event itself wasn't that difficult, but the last section where Steve and I let loose on an empty stage was amazing.
Thought about easing off given that we had a fair trek to get back, but in the end, really let it rip :lol:
Steve reckons I slither ?? dunno about that, but that nothing finer than standing on the pegs giving it yee haaaa and the back end drifting out at every opportunity, fekin amazing :lol:

That's another thing about the Irish, every work is FEK FEK FEK , then you realise it's not meant in the same way as over here. I quite expected Father Tony to utter it as he was giving us a blessing prior to the start but he didn't.

I hooked up with Steve over there as I have little or no hols left, so I ventured into Dublin on the Thursday night. Stayed at a camp site just outside the city and caught a bus in, really good atmosphere, didn't get to meet Molly Malone though, or her wheelbarrow :D
Highlights of the weekend, deffo the banter

Was having a pint with some of the guys when they asked me if I was entering the night event ? I declined as I was getting lost during the day never mind at night. The bold guy then sank his fifth pint of Guinness and left to go to the start line :eek: :lol: , different lifestyle

All in all, a great weekend.
Many thanks Steve for excellent company, even with our little heated exchanges :lol: :lol: Truly a great riding buddy.Thanks very much.

Would I do it again ?

FEK YESSSS :D

Sorry, no pictures, Steve has made a great job of the RR, no more to say.
Just off for a wee blast on the beemer with the strange one, might go over the Beallach, lunch in Applecross.
Till later my friends I'm sure you enjoyed reading Steve's report as much as I did :thumbsup:
 

Steve T

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Nice one John :thumbsupanim:

but I've a little more to add . . . . .

[centre]AND FINALLY . . . . . . . .[/centre]

Couldn’t leave the report there, not without a little bit about our ride back to Jockland.

John & I were booked on the 16:30hrs ferry from Larne on Sunday, a 250 mile ride north if we used the motorways (which we did), so with the weeks and weekends events behind us, we said farewells to but a few of the people we’d become acquainted with – mainly Rusty and his bunch of crazy pals! Banjo’s at breakfast anyone?

After a few more Irish leafy lanes we hit the N roads and then the motorways. With Johns concern about his clutch basket ringing in my ears, and the sound of his clutch basket, I kept the pace down to such an extent that all the cars were over taking us – not something many motorcyclists are used too.
Our first stop was at the motorway services at Lusk. Very early on in this report I’s mentioned about my concern over the wear rate of the Mitas E09 tyres that I’d fitted to the bike for this jaunt. If you look in the next photograph you’ll see that the Irish mud has been worn off the carcase of the tyre around the centre, meaning that I was actually riding the bike on the carcase of the tyre and not the treaded area!



But sure and it’ll be fine!

Bikes and bellies filled, we continued on to Larne in glorious sunshine. Here we see the bikes parked up in the port waiting area, kettle on and, out of shot, tents drying on the fence. I’m sure that the port staff must have thought that the pikies had arrived!



Yet another serene crossing of the Irish sea was “enjoyed”, with me scribbling notes and John watching the rugby on TV.

Before I’d embarked at Cairnryan a week ago I’d found a little campsite in Stranraer that would be open when we got off the ferry on the 27th September, and it was for there that we headed once off of the boat at Cairnryan. Really nice campsite, with just me and John occupying the huge tent field. This is our pitch the following morning (another silly O’clock wake up time for me – must be trying to get in on the dawn chorus before the birds start!).



Being stupidly early, I took a walk along the seafront adjacent to the camp site and got this stunning shot of the moon



With still another 275 miles to cover before home, we broke camp and headed north after all the commuter traffic! had dispersed, using the coastal route north and then into and out of Glasgow as rapidly as we could. John’s concern for his bikes clutch basket was growing, so engine oil was purchased and poured into the bikes sump. If nothing else it might quieten down the engine a little, to help save Johns fraying nerves.
Give the bike its due, it has covered over 98k miles, many under Johns wrist but a good number under the wrist of a few other owners, one of which was AfricaJim, so easy miles they may well not have been.
Our final stop as a team was at Perth. John was going to slog up the A9 whilst I was going to endure the torture of the A93 Glenshee road. And in sunshine of all things. How I suffered.

Here is John, tears drying in his eye’s as he sips his coffee, with the knowledge that the next time he see’s me he’ll have to make ME a coffee and offer me cake and biscuits.



And so we each took our own paths home, John getting back to Inverness just before 4pm, and me to Elgin a little before that.

This is me and machine on the road from Crathes to Gairnshiel, looking longingly in the direction of home, away in the distance over the hills.



And looking back at the hills of Royal Lochnagar



Finally, thanks you’s:-

To John for going along with my suggestion of doing the Dakar in the 1st place and for putting up with me for the weekend

To the Paddy Dakar crowd - The organisers, helpers and competitors alike, for creating life long happy memories and an indelible impression of how kind & welcoming the people of the Emerald Isle are.

To Lutin and his good lady for feeding and housing me

Steve T

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rusty

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Again, a great write up Steve, well done.

The one endearing memory from Friday night was the look on Johns face :eek: when the lads on the c90's took the turn off the main street towards the camp site. They never even slowed down :lol: Classic

Plans are afoot for a trip to your fair shores in late May, I be in touch for any route recommendations.

Thanks again
 

Paul-S

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Great stuff Steve and John

I expect the choice of tyres served you well

Steve, I have only used the hard compound E09 Dakars (yellow stripe), these wear longer but have the downside that if pushed too hard for too long on tarmac they do let go and delaminate! but it's not that often you'll be chasing sports bikes flat out for 26kms of twisties. Slidey in the wet too but I like it like that anyway
 

Steve T

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Paul

Both John & I ran the Dakar version of the E09. The front tyre on my machine (the lighter of the two bikes) has lost half of it's tread depth in little over 2k miles, with the rear having lost less than 50% of it's tread, but it is a bit square now. The carcase of the front tyre is now regularly in contact with the road :eekicon:

John gets no pleasure from the way the E09's squirm in the wet. I can't say I've noticed too much movement when ridden on wet roads, and I rode plenty of them the other week :rolleyes2:

But they did what they were meant to do and kept us upright on the sh1tey stuff, and they let you take liberties on the loose stuff :D and get the back end pushing round & out :eekicon:

Steve T

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Paul-S

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That sounds about the right type of mileage. 3-4k and they're toast. TKCs would have gone after 1-1.5k

Glad you liked them
 

ianbiggar

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Great ride report as usual Steve - thanks for that.
Next time drop in for a cuppa or even a bed - you were only a mile away! Austin survived!!
Ian
 

Lulu

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Fantastic stuff, Steve, really enjoyed reading and looking at the pics. Ireland is just about my favourite place in the world, can't beat the hospitality and craic. Brilliant report! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :20090317-DrinkBeerIrishHatSmiley:
 

Lowflyer

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Lulu said:
Fantastic stuff, Steve, really enjoyed reading and looking at the pics. Ireland is just about my favourite place in the world, can't beat the hospitality and craic. Brilliant report! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :20090317-DrinkBeerIrishHatSmiley:


You are bang on right there Lou.
The Irish are incredible, the guys next to us were offered a " cup of tea " whilst taking part in one of the road sections from a landowner, absolutely brilliant craic :thumbsup:
That would never happen over here, more like a shotgun shoved up yer nose :mad:

I' m going back , especIally for the Guinness, much better than the pigswill you get over here :beer:
 
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