The Simpsons do Europe!

africajim

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The Simpsons tour Europe! 2014

Hi all, just back from our summer vacation 2014! Fiona, riding her BMW G650GS and myself riding the Honda VFR1200X Crosstourer set off for our usual summer trip on the bikes from Elgin in the northeast of Scotland heading for the other side of the border to catch the DFDS ferry to Ijmiuden, Holland for two weeks of touring, one week around the Rhine and Moselle valleys then a further week seeing Luxembourg and Belgium.
We started off with a few days on the Rhine, travelling down the east bank then back up the west side taking in all the sights and as much beer and wine as we could scoff! (This was a necessity to wash down the Brattworst!) While heading south we took a detour up Wisper Valley, a known twisty in the area, where we came up behind a strange sight, a car covered in sticky back plastic with holes cut out for the windows, plates and lights??? A prototype? Maybe, I thought possibly Volkswagen? It was a bit "Golf" looking shape and size wise. The test driver gave it quite a caning through the twisties of the valley but Fiona and myself stuck to him all the way to Mainz! (And I'm speaking boot scraping twisties!)
The next leg, we followed the Moselle south west into France. I love the Moselle valley, compared to the Rhine mainly because there's NO TRAINS! But also the natural beauty and the vinyards. We camped on a vinyard as a base camp at the town of Wintrich for a few days, stunning white Reisling they made there! We also attended a special fete there on the Thursday, the whole town shut down and met at the town chapel for a celebration involving cake, currywurst and lots of beer! We were inited to join in so went along, amazing!
Into France next for a daytrip really as we were heading to our next base camp which was to be in Luxembourg, a country we usually just pass through so interesting to stay a few days and have a good look around. I loved Vianden, the town we based ourselves. This was following the advice of another on this forum. I read a ride report from someone else who had stopped here and gave it a try. What a stunning little country Luxembourg is if you get the weather! Most of the roads there are twisties following meandering rivers and make for great fun on the bike! Others obviously knew this as there are a large volume of motorcycles using the roads over there! Can only recommend a stop over at Vianden, the town itself is interesting, a chairlift up to a viewpoint makes for a good photo looking down on the town and castle, the castle tour itself makes a good half day out as well.
We then crossed the Ardenne into Belgium and on to visit a new WW2 museum at Bastogne before heading to our next base camp destination, Bouillon. A similar sort of set up to Vianden, a city with a large castle on the outskirts, making it a great place to explore! All the walking got to my feet so I rented a small river boat to tour up and down the length of the city, so relaxing! Of course, all this exercise meant rehydration was required! How much different beers can you try in a couple of days? LOL! Belgian beer,,, it's almost as good as the chocolate! We took in the tour of the castle which ended with a display in falconry involving an eagle, a hawk, a couple of owls and even two vultures! Also recommend a stop over in Bouillon!
So, to round it all up? I always enjoy spending time with my Fiona, but a brilliant two week holiday on our bikes, not to be mixed up with a biking holiday. Having every second day off the bikes (although we did use the Crosstourer for small trips during off days) made the whole trip so much more relaxing and chilled. Luckily, we only had rain on the very first day in Scotland but never saw a drop for the next fortnight! 2000 miles, longest day 310 miles, not a hiccup from the bikes, brilliant roads, (Crosstourer definately not restricted, I saw over 140mph on the speedo on Autobahn, passing Fiona who was into three figures with the Ickle GS!)

Small points, the campsite in Koblenz across from Deutches Eck has cut its pitches for tents to a small bit of ground at the rear of the toilets and hit us for over £50 for two nights! Also small moan about DFDS ferries, £34 each for the buffet is an absolute disgrace, and don't start me on the £4 a bottle of beer!

Hi to the two guys from Morayshire who we met on the boat, hope you got home ok on that Triumph? And you get the other one fixed! (Triumphs???? Huh!)

Next year? Unsure yet. Nordcapp or Andorra? We'll see!

I hope you enjoy the story, I'll try to load pics later.
 

Boris

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Nice report Jim. We were pretty disappointed with Koblenz campsite as when we were there they told us to camp on the shittiest bit of ground on the whole campsite. All tree roots and little grass. As the place was dead quiet we just thought feck 'em and pitched on a caravan pitch and ignored the little notes they left us (In german) telling us to move. We gave up on the DFDS food and now we get a good feed before the boat leaves and just grab sarnies as a top up on the boat.
 

africajim

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Hi Boris, we took sandwiches on the way over following a big lunch at Tesco's beside the Forth bridge, but on the way back we decided to use up what Euro's we had left and treat ourselves and have a meal in the restaurant! BUT,,,our measily 60 bucks wasn't going to cover that! We settled for the cafe, still £15 each plus beers. The new tent area behind the shitters, next to the septic tank at Koblenz is really taking the piss I reckon, I'll simply go elsewhere next time. This adventure riding is getting bloody expensive! ;)
 

africajim

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Hey Simon, was a hoot mate, missed your company this yr, especially for having the kettle on at breakfast time! Oh, and obviously as a drinking mate! ;) (Fiona didn't chuck lumps at any point this holiday!) LOL! ;)
I'll try sort pics asap mate.
 

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africajim said:
Hi Boris, we took sandwiches on the way over following a big lunch at Tesco's beside the Forth bridge, but on the way back we decided to use up what Euro's we had left and treat ourselves and have a meal in the restaurant! BUT,,,our measily 60 bucks wasn't going to cover that! We settled for the cafe, still £15 each plus beers. The new tent area behind the shitters, next to the septic tank at Koblenz is really taking the piss I reckon, I'll simply go elsewhere next time. This adventure riding is getting bloody expensive! ;)

Nice report. Interesting what you say about the Moselle valley.

Stopped in a hotel Koblenz on a meandering run back from Switzerland. Nice town. One of the group ruptured his achilles tendon putting his Goldwing on its centerstand at a fuel stop so we used the hotel as a base to take stock. He rode it back all the way home.

We went back to Koblenz in a campervan later the same year with Mrs Traveller. Tried the campsite, didn't relish what we saw and plumped for the hotel again. Not that much dearer and right in the center.
 

Dee Dub

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I've been past Vianden. Stopped briefly to view the spectacular castle, but didn't go into town proper. I'll bare in mind your experience when I'm next that way. Cheers.
 

Lowflyer

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Jim, you big girl's blouse --- where are the pics ??? :sad:




Looks you you both had a good time, nice one :thumbsupanim:
 

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africajim said:
Hey Simon, was a hoot mate, missed your company this yr, especially for having the kettle on at breakfast time! Oh, and obviously as a drinking mate! ;) (Fiona didn't chuck lumps at any point this holiday!) LOL! ;)
I'll try sort pics asap mate.

Yep we have had some good trips over the last few years, more to come my good man :thumbsupanim:
 

Boris

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africajim said:
Hi Boris, we took sandwiches on the way over following a big lunch at Tesco's beside the Forth bridge, but on the way back we decided to use up what Euro's we had left and treat ourselves and have a meal in the restaurant! BUT,,,our measily 60 bucks wasn't going to cover that! We settled for the cafe, still £15 each plus beers. The new tent area behind the shitters, next to the septic tank at Koblenz is really taking the piss I reckon, I'll simply go elsewhere next time. This adventure riding is getting bloody expensive! ;)

We had a bit of time on the way back so we ended up eating at a wee Turkish bakery in Ijmuiden about 5 minutes away from the ferry and it was fab. Much better that the place at the entrance to the docks and a fraction of the price. The wee lass serving was really friendly and even brought out some honey laced pastry pudding for us as a freebie.

I'll definitely be stopping by for breakfast next time
 

africajim

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You'll have to let us know where that bakery is Boris, we stopped for lunch at the usual haunt on the harbour and it was expensive crap! Still no pics, I'm still working on it!
 

Boris

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africajim said:
You'll have to let us know where that bakery is Boris, we stopped for lunch at the usual haunt on the harbour and it was expensive crap! Still no pics, I'm still working on it!

It was this place Jim
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=DF ... 82,,0,1.19

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=DF ... ra=ls&z=15

Little more than a bakery with table and chairs outside but the food was really good and ideal for what we wanted. I'd even consider breakfast there on the way out next time.
 
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