Taffy Dakar 2016

OhJ

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Hello guys, just done the Taffy Dakar 2016, the event is very similar to the South American Dakar series but harder. We dont get flying doctors, support trucks and the route lined with spectators. We get every Gate in South Wales professionaly instauled into the 60 plus way point route, we get tractors and big machines blocking our path, dozens of Dyfed Powys police bikers and cars stopping bikes to check details, tyres and exhausts.

So it all started on Friday night I rocked up and Clocked in. Being a team event I had to put hands up and tell them the Scots could not make it so I was put in an ad hock team of a chap from Newbury on an XL600 , another Chap from Norfolk on a BMW G650 challenge. And a woman from New Zealand on a n F650 gs so all local people.
On the friday night We where given three double sided laminated maps and the choice of two routes B route for big fat bikes and those with road bias no off roady tyres. And the A route full off road trails [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]. I took both routes so we could hit more way points and increase our points.
In our team meeting over a coke and a pint I asked the team who had done any map reading and their off roady skills. Every one said yes their up for it [emoji106]
Friday night seen the temperature drop to -3 it bloody froze, the tent the grass the bike.
At the start we formed into our respective teams ready for the off


At the start there are a mix of step throughs, enduros, and proper bikes such as XRV's GS's and yams and more KTM enduros a proper mix up of bikes.

We set of for our first challenge which was Sarn Helen. I lead only a mile in to see in my rear mirror our new zealander down so I turned around to pick up the bike and off we go again this time with her in front of me. Whilst going up the hill off she falls again this time the bike lands on top of her so I had to bin my bike into the gorse bush so I could throw her bike off her. I thought this was like riding with vader he falls off constantly. I advised her I should take her back to the road so we can traverse the Lane or she was going to kill her self, the support from the marshals was brilliant and they rode her bike back to the road. I then floored it to catch up with my two other team members and caught then where Sarn Helen comes out on the Heol Senny, Fan Llia road then lead onwards picking up way points. I used both A and B routes so our points score was rising. We rode over the roman road from trecastle to Llandovery, here we had coffee and custard slice to build up some energy.
At this point we lost a second team member the shock on the G650 leaked and the rider was worried about the long journey home[emoji24]. So our little team is down to 2, I thought will I ever finish, lost the Scottish element and 50% of my new team have binned.
Pete on his XL 600 and I Carried on picking up more B points the. Off road again covering many of the trails and lanes up behind Llandovery over to Pumpsaint down to LLansadwrn , Llanwrda then back over the
Hill to wards Brynamman










I was surprised how good the GSA is off road it was brilliant, the only trail I failed on was one where I was flying up hill to be confronted by a 6 foot wet slab of rock with a gate on top of it, big shit out there[emoji106][emoji106][emoji106] i sent Pete up over and I bye past that section and met him around the mountain. Onward over the hills to pick up our last way point above neath and we the. Dive bombed pontadawe on the steepest road I have ever been on it knocks spots off any metalled road I have ridden on.










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Steve T

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Embarrassed of Elgin here! :confused: :sad:

Being a founder member of the "Self Preservation Society", the weather forecast for my homeward trip (that would be today, Sunday 1st May) was for much sh1te wetness from start to finish. Where as Saturdays forecast was nowt like that, so after I'd informed J of my wimpishness, I travelled north yesterday :sad: , missing out the Taffy for this year.

Sorry to have let J down, but after chatting to him earlier, I can say that he didn't let my absence stop him from kicking the ass out of many Welsh lanes, with an even stranger bunch than would have been the case if John & I had rocked up on the actual event - TOP EFFORT & RESULT J :thumbsupanim:

Glad I made the decision to travel the 540 miles home yesterday, after viewing the rainfall radar for the UK today - a fecking downpour from Much Welshness, right up through Lancashire and on into the hills below Edinburgh. I'd have had feet more webbed than a ducks if I'd have ridden through that!

Pathetic ride report and photo's to follow, once the embarisment subsides :oops:

Steve T

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OhJ

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The goid point about off roading a BMWR1200GSA is you get a realy good work out. This morning I feel like every sinew , tendon and muscle have been ripped off. I feel I have just been in a wrestling match with a 248kg rhino. :thumbsupanim:
 

Lowflyer

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Right you big Welsh oaf ----- I'l be there next year for sure :thumbsupanim:

On the AT :cool2:

Gutted at missing a great event, looks a little tougher than the Paddy which is ok with me :thumbsup:
How did the scoring go ?



Steve -- Wot a woose :D :D :D
Phone you later on to gloat, sorry chat :lol:
 

OhJ

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John I will be there too. Dont know the scores yet. I could not even remember the team name " something Quartette. Glad i slept two miles up road no toilet or shower queing. Really good weekend. I need to persuade sharrie to let me get a smaller scooter. 110 miles most off road.
 

Steve T

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Lowflyer said:
Steve -- Wot a woose :D :D :D Phone you later on to gloat, sorry chat :lol:
Tried calling you around mid-day, but as usual on a Sunday, you were probably in church :eekicon:

I await your call :rolleyes2:
 

outrunner

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Well! I never thought I would hear of a Welshman being afraid of a wee drop rain. :eek: Must be getting soft in your later years Steve. :lol:




Andy.
 

Steve T

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outrunner said:
. . . . . . Must be getting soft in your later years Steve. :lol: . . . . . .
Soft & hard at the same time Andy .

Soft with age and hard cos I was fecking frozen solid :confused:
 

austin

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Steve T said:
outrunner said:
. . . . . . Must be getting soft in your later years Steve. :lol: . . . . . .
Soft & hard at the same time Andy .

Soft with age and hard cos I was fecking frozen solid :confused:

I told you last week, heated jackets are the answer. Did you see Phil's on Tuesday? Made out of a heated car seat liner. A whole tenner apparently. :lol:
 

OhJ

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Some more pictures which I have pinched from fellow rider Pete.

Me looking sensible working out our next move




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Barftone

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Lost again? Well done Jason. Chucking your 15 grand bike around on those lanes I always think respect...and crazy of course!
 

OhJ

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Barftone said:
Lost again? Well done Jason. Chucking your 15 grand bike around on those lanes I always think respect...and crazy of course!

Thanks Tony, I blame you, Bob one leg and little paul from barry. You three led me astray all them years ago on the fosse road trails.
Paul was there on the weekend, he is an absolutly a star.
 

africajim

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A great read! You're a star Jason! Well jelous of that medal!
Hopefully once I get my shit together I'll take part in more suchlike events! It's been a mixed sort of year for me, this summer I'll make a return to the scene!
 

boboneleg

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Cracking effort Jason especially as you were in a team of strangers. I bet the rest of your team has gone home to their various partners saying 'who the feck was that guy' :lol:
 
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