Things people write in forums that annoy me

Ian Porter

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So, we can talk utter bollox and it makes no difference?

Business as usual guys ;)
 
East Coast

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I'd dunno, what gets me spitting blood is the 'blokes' that write stuff like...

Ask the boss.
Keep her indoors happy.
SWIMBO (she who must be obeyed).
Better ask the wife.
Don't tell my wife but...
The other half's gonna kill me.
Not enough brownie points.
If I'm allowed.

And I'm like thinking Grow a Pair man!! Your not doing the rest of the blokes out there any favours at all when your missus starts telling her mates at how shocked she was by the fact you farted or just happen to scratch your nuts in front on the telie!! What's going on with all these so called 'men' I'm not suggesting you're disrespectful but surely she should have some respect for you!!

The adventure book readers need to stop getting meow whipped imo!!
Oh and if the wife won't let you have another beer, tell her she's lucky cos' your mates missus fetches it from the fridge for him even when she's upstairs! :D
 
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3HondaBroc

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Ian Porter said:
East Coast said:
And I'm like thinking Grow a Pair man!!
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just let me go and ask the boss if I'm allowed :)


oh, and I hate people using the word 'like' in the wrong context like ;)
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'Like' is another Americanism,maybe it's just an evolving thing language,but frig it if I get good advice I don't give a fook what language is used as long as I kinda understand what's being said.
It's just twats trying to sound American that annoys my frign head.
 
outrunner

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Nothing wrong with "Americanisms" man, chill out, go with the flow like. ;) Ya'll have a nice day now. :D


Andy.
 
Rubberchicken

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East Coast said:
I'd dunno, what gets me spitting blood is the 'blokes' that write stuff like...

Ask the boss.
Keep her indoors happy.
SWIMBO (she who must be obeyed).
Better ask the wife.
Don't tell my wife but...
The other half's gonna kill me.
Not enough brownie points.
If I'm allowed.

And I'm like thinking Grow a Pair man!! Your not doing the rest of the blokes out there any favours at all when your missus starts telling her mates at how shocked she was by the fact you farted or just happen to scratch your nuts in front on the telie!! What's going on with all these so called 'men' I'm not suggesting you're disrespectful but surely she should have some respect for you!!
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Funny, the ones I usually catch using phrases off this list are either quite obviously tongue in cheek or the type who thinks they've already Grown A Pair If Not A Quad, who are being outright sexist or trying to sneak stuff past their spouse that they know full well they probably should have a word about. Stuff we've all seen on the forums indeed, tick tock, lies like "Oh that old bike? It's been there forever!" It's mostly tongue in cheek it seems, but the disrespect seems to be going rather in the other direction...

Speaking of annoyances, male posturing. Yawn.
 
hotbulb

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or "learn" and "teach;
"definitely" and "defiantly" ...although that one may be down to the vagaries of Spell-check !
 
austin

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And how about "dual" and "duel" - just read a thread on another forum that had it in about 5 posts. Although you could well be in a duel on a dual carriageway.
 
Ian Porter

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And when in you're dual on the jewel carriageway be careful not to break to hard or you'll brake your breaks ;)
 
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