Things people write in forums that annoy me

[3HondaBroc]

I'd dunno, what gets me spitting blood is the 'blokes' that write stuff like...

Ask the boss.
Keep her indoors happy.
SWIMBO (she who must be obeyed).
Better ask the wife.
Don't tell my wife but...
The other half's gonna kill me.
Not enough brownie points.
If I'm allowed.

And I'm like thinking Grow a Pair man!! Your not doing the rest of the blokes out there any favours at all when your missus starts telling her mates at how shocked she was by the fact you farted or just happen to scratch your nuts in front on the telie!! What's going on with all these so called 'men' I'm not suggesting you're disrespectful but surely she should have some respect for you!!

The adventure book readers need to stop getting meow whipped imo!!
Oh and if the wife won't let you have another beer, tell her she's lucky cos' your mates missus fetches it from the fridge for him even when she's upstairs!

People who talk like this are pussywhipped,and usually by an ugly fat ass pussy if you actually seen them in real life, now if she was hot I could understand it a bit.even then tho gotta keep her in her place, so you're right, grow a pair ffs.

 

[Lulu]

I'd dunno, what gets me spitting blood is the 'blokes' that write stuff like...

Ask the boss.
Keep her indoors happy.
SWIMBO (she who must be obeyed).
Better ask the wife.
Don't tell my wife but...
The other half's gonna kill me.
Not enough brownie points.
If I'm allowed.

And I'm like thinking Grow a Pair man!! Your not doing the rest of the blokes out there any favours at all when your missus starts telling her mates at how shocked she was by the fact you farted or just happen to scratch your nuts in front on the telie!! What's going on with all these so called 'men' I'm not suggesting you're disrespectful but surely she should have some respect for you!!

The adventure book readers need to stop getting meow whipped imo!!
Oh and if the wife won't let you have another beer, tell her she's lucky cos' your mates missus fetches it from the fridge for him even when she's upstairs!

People who talk like this are pussywhipped,and usually by an ugly fat ass pussy if you actually seen them in real life, now if she was hot I could understand it a bit.even then tho gotta keep her in her place, so you're right, grow a pair ffs.

Seems to me this whole thread has turned pretty ugly and misogynist. Some people on here seem to be suffering from a serious sense of humour bypass. Some of the terms suggested by Nick (ECA), such as SWMBO, are used in humour and everyone (or most of us) understand that. Individual household dynamics are in reality for each couple to negotiate. But I surely wouldn't want to be negotiating with some of the posters in this thread! Now, can we please return to the nice, warm, friendly place that this forum is usually? Peace and love, man! :cool05:

 

[Philwhiskeydrinker]

People who talk like this are pussywhipped,and usually by an ugly fat ass pussy if you actually seen them in real life, now if she was hot I could understand it a bit.even then tho gotta keep her in her place, so you're right, grow a pair ffs.

Seems to me this whole thread has turned pretty ugly and misogynist. Some people on here seem to be suffering from a serious sense of humour bypass. Some of the terms suggested by the OP are used in humour and everyone (or most of us) understand that. Individual household dynamics are in reality for each couple to negotiate. But I surely wouldn't want to be negotiating with some of the posters in this thread! Now, can we please return to the nice, warm, friendly place that this forum is usually? Peace and love, man! :cool05:

Well said Lulu

 

[East Coast]

Individual house hold dynamics, misogynist - it almost seem like our comments have been taken far more seriously than were actually intended! In fact my personal view is quite the opposite to what some it seems may think.

-180 degrees, traditional relationship where the bloke would wear the trouses.

0 degrees, equal rights, mutual respect, women bishops etc.

+180 degrees, woman insists on wearing the trouses and being head of house. Are often exactly as 3HondaBroc describes and I'll add that they often want to be treated as 'princesses'! The sort of relationship where bloke arrives home with his pay on Friday night, hands the envelope to 'the wife' and she gives him his pocket money out of it and keeps the rest. Then he's allowed down the pub but has to be home by 10 or else he's in trouble!!

For the record, I'm firmly at zero degrees, on a Friday night the pay goes into the joint account and we both go down the pub together!!

Misogynist, I or any of the comments in here are most certainly not! What was the title of this thread again? Now heading down to Matlock Bath to watch the raft race...if the wife will let me!